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Dear Sirs:
 
Your radio signal has been having a bad effect on the caribou, an animal our people depend on.  The caribou are confused and have lost their migration path.  The Council of Elders has decided that your station should pay a fine of $294.  Please make cheque payable to Crad Kilodney and send it to P.O. Box 72577, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M4W 3S9.  Thank you.
 
Sincerely,
Crad Kilodney, Chief
Ik Tribe